John Mallory performs as Holy Cow, the break-dancing cow, on Simon Cowell’s NBC TV show America’s Got Talent with host Regis Philbin !! Holy Cow, the breakdancing cow performs for a national audience at Paramount Studios in Hollywood. Note: some fairs and festivals choose to have John perform as Bully the Bull and Mr. Pig instead of Dancing Holy Cow. Some fairs have John perform as all three characters: cow, pig and bull.
with Simon Cowell
John Mallory performs in costume four times for over 38 million viewers on Simon Cowell's NBC TV show with host Regis Philbin!
with Regis Philbin
The Ag. Center Committee of the Washington County Fair (of New York) would like to thank you for making our building a great success again this year. Thanks to you we are attracting larger crowds every year. The exhibitors really appreciated you promoting their businesses during your performance. The Ag Center was presented the “Most Outstanding Exhibit” award by the fair. Certainly your show was one of the main reasons we deserved this recognition. (call for contact info)
Prices range from $425 to $1700: call John Mallory at (954) 924-0218
“The Mr. Pig & Bully Show” OR “The Holy Cow, Mr. Pig, & Bully Show”
John performs as 2 or 3 characters in each show! “Bully” the longhorn bull hosts an “unbullieveable” Dance Contest, then volunteers try to ring his horns in a zany, fast-paced Ring Toss! “Mr. Pig” has a snorting good time hosting a “hog-calling” contest with the crowd. He then races a child like a real “Pig Race”. Upon request, “Holy Cow!” allows volunteers to participate in a hilarious Cow Milking Lesson! (Holy Cow squirts water instead of milk with working udder!) At the close of each show, the Holstein cow performs upside-down, dancing on its head! If you choose not to have Holy Cow in the show, Bully will close each performance with the upside down dance. Each show is hosted by “the man inside” John Mallory. Between skits, John teaches amazing facts about the real farm animals with a highly educational agriculture theme. Upon request, each show can be customized to include facts about agriculture in your area. John also demonstrates how these unusual costumes are operated.
Watch this Video Now: CLICK HERE to see Holy Cow performing on NBC TV. Holy Cow performed 4 nights
during prime-time for a total audience of over 38 million viewers and was the first performer of 10,000 acts
to be featured in “People” Magazine.
Check out Geddy the Gecko, Holy Cow, Mr. Pig and Bully on YouTube.
Holy Cow, Mr. Pig & Bully Shows
John & Mary Mallory’s AGRICULTURAL, EDUCATIONAL, COMEDY SHOWS and Strolling
The GIANT, hilarious Cow, Pig, & Bull are 8 feet tall and grab everyone’s attention on stage or strolling, even from a great distance.
John has performed as various characters since 1987 in 40 states at fairs with attendance of under 1 thousand to fairs with well over 1 million people and repeat bookings such as 6 consecutive years at the First Night New Year’s Eve Festival of Williamsburg, VA, plus shows in 3 foreign countries and appearances on national television. John is a former professional sports mascot and earned a “Top-Twenty” ranking among over 450 mascot actors. At all week long events, John’s wife Mary assists with props & sound. At one or two day events, John sometimes requests an assistant to run sound. When permitted John sells show souvenirs. (John uses your sound system, or, if mandatory, can fly one in for no additional charge. Shows performed on your stage or almost any small cleared area. Shows can be moved to almost any location!)
Multicultural Dances Show PART 1 and PART 2 with Geddy the Gecko and Super Geddy!
In Geddy’s Multicultural Dances from Around the World Shows, Geddy teaches the audience dances from many countries. Part 1 includes: Puerto Rico, Israel, Greece, the Caribbean, Brazil, Argentina, Ireland, USA, etc. with non-stop audience participation plus breakdancing by Super Geddy! Multicultural Dances PART 2 features dances from Poland, Egypt, Spain, Cuba, Santo Domingo, Jamaica, India, etc. Host Part 1 and then later in the day host Part 2! Then later in the day host Geddy’s Rainforest Show! Your audience can see 3 different shows in 1 day!
“Geddy the Gecko’s Rainforest Fiesta Show”
First, “Geddy the Gecko” the non-inflated, gecko lizard mascot performs a “High-Energy”, fast-paced, Salsa-filled “Rainforest Fiesta Show” which includes skits, songs, and dances from the tropics with non-stop audience participation and fascinating facts about gecko lizards and the rainforest. Geddy performs WITH audience members such classics as the hula, the conga, the ultra-low limbo, and a super-fast Macarena, plus more! A member of the audience even becomes a gecko lizard mascot! Second, Super Geddy performs the upside-down dance for the grand finale. (Stage/sound as above). This show can also be converted into: Earth Day Show, Recycling Show, and/or Global Warming Show
References for Geddy the Gecko’s Earth,
Rainforest, Going Green, and Recycling Shows
Unity School Earth Festival, Judith Carter, firstname.lastname@example.org (561) 276-2721 (shows 2 years in a row for preschool, elementary, and all parents)
“We would like to extend our deepest appreciation to you for giving the students, staff, and parents such an amazing show on Earth Day! You and your show made Earth Day very special and fun for everyone!”
Judith Carter, Unity School
Sweetvine Outreach & Prevention Services, Tonnette Collier (305) 246-1193 email@example.com
“The Geddy Gecko Show is fun-learning, engaging event featuring positive lessons that teach people, especially youth on the importance of becoming environmentally conscious. The music and representation of the gecko not only make you want to dance, but have respect for animals!”
Sweet Vine Inc.
References available upon request such as:
1. Daily Shows: 3 (30 min shows)
2. Daily Strolling: 3 times per day
John alternates costumes, strolling for 30 minutes at a time OR, you can choose to have
4 times EVERY day when strolling in a smaller area (under 150 yards, taking fewer steps) or when standing/ strolling in a fixed position, for example, greeting a crowd in line or at the main gate)
3. Daily Combinations: 1 show/2 strolls OR 2 shows/1 stroll
4. Geddy the Gecko can perform customized shows for “Christian Music Day” including religious songs
5. Pig/Bull, Cow/Pig/Bull, or Geddy can perform public school shows (any of 14 different school show themes)
6. John can perform as any other animal with at least three months advance notice and an additional fee. Choose your event’s favorite character and John will design, build, & perform as that animal! (example: horse)
7. Holiday Themes: USA/Freedom, Thanksgiving, XMAS, Fiesta Show for general school celebrations, Valentines, St. Pats, Easter, MLK Jr, Salute to America, Veterans Day, Cinco de Mayo, and Presidents’ Day.